Ask me about my hostages

This retro trucker hat can be yours if you meet our list of of demands:

1. Pick a color and size
2. Click “Add to cart”
3. Drop off the money in unmarked bills
4. No cops, no funny business

It’s no easy job to hide people away from the world while tending to their health and hygiene. Be proud of your accomplishments!

Yupoong 6606 Retro Trucker Cap

Plastic adjustable snap closure