Statesville Prison

Any superfan of the Naked Gun movies and Police Squad series will recognize the Statesville Prison. It's where every criminal ends up when the credits roll, unless they escape during the freeze frame.

"Sally Decker's gonna have to get her teeth straightened at the Statesville Prison from now on." –Frank Drebin, Police Squad, 1982

"Well, it looks like Lana'll be doing her bombing up in the Stateville Prison from now on, up there along with Sally Decker and Martin and Gunderson." –Frank Drebin, Police Squad, 1982

"It looks like the butler Thames will be doing his serving from now on up in the Statesville prison." –Frank Drebin, Police Squad, 1982

"Yeah, from now on they'll all be up there together in the Statesville prison." –Frank Drebin, Police Squad, 1982

"There's only one way to find out where Rocco's gonna strike next. We're gonna have to send someone into Statesville Prison." –Capt. Ed Hocken, Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult, 1994

"Faster than you could say 'spread 'em,' I was inside the cold, gray walls of Statesville Prison. I was surrounded by pimps, rapists, and murderers. It was like being in the stands of a Los Angels Raiders game." –Frank Drebin, Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult, 1994

To get these authentic prison colors, this shirt is a Gildan 5000 which is different than most of our shirts. Use the size guide below rather than our site's main size guide.

• 100% cotton (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Size guide