Ask me about my hostages

This shirt can be yours if you meet our list of of demands:

1. Pick a color and size
2. Click “Add to cart”
3. Drop off the money in unmarked bills
4. No cops or funny business

It’s no easy job to hide people away from the world while tending to their health and hygiene. Be proud of your accomplishments!

Super soft Bella + Canvas 3001 t-shirt

• Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather shirts are 65% polyester, 35% cotton